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I visited Aretha Franklin's farm one summer, and there was a LITTLE horse coming out of a BIG horse! I said "WHAT'S GOING ON!!!" and she said "The mother horse is having a baby" and I said "HAVING a baby? WTF are you talking about?" She invited me into the farmhouse for some fresh biscuits and some Hebrew National salami, and told me all about that stuff (which I won't go into here!!!) and was really nice. When it was time to go, she asked me "What is your favorite album of mine?" and I said "Who are you?" and she said "I am Aretha Franklin." I sure liked her farm.